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Cake Pop Protein Pancakes

Servings 1 Hulk

Ingredients

  • 60 grams All purpose flour
  • 32 grams PEScience cake pop protein powder (use unflavored protein powder or just make regular pancakes and enjoy your breakfast like a normal person)
  • 1 tsp Baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp Baking soda
  • 1 Large egg
  • 1 cup Unsweetened almond milk (DO NOT use sweetened)
  • 77 grams Greek yogurt
  • Dope ass Northwoods maple syrup (must be ok with power-bottoms)

Beverage Pairing

  • 1 can Dr. Zevia zero calorie soda (sub with literally any beverage if you have self-respect)

Music Pairing

  • NPR hourly update (never stop doom-consuming media)

Instructions

  1. Put your dry and wets in a separate bowls and make sure they're both mixed well before combining.

  2. Let that shtuff sit for a while as you get a pan nice and hot.

  3. Drop your plasti-batter into the pan and when bubbles form and start releasing plasti-gasses, flip 'em over.

  4. Watch them fluff before your very eyes while they finish frying up.

  5. Plate and marvel at how "normal" they look. Top with syrup.

  6. Struggle to cut into stack because they're weirdly elastic.

  7. Eat and immediately leave to meet friends to drink beer outside in the middle of January in the Midwest for the entirety of the afternoon, cancelling out all health benefits of eating protein pancakes.